![]() Nontheless, even when he might get in trouble, whether it's over toliet paper-ing someone's house or smoking behind the school, he's always willing to own up to his own actions and is the first of the boys to insist on the truth. unless the greater good interferes of course. Kyle has stated that Judaism has taught him honesty, one of his deepest values, and one he frequently puts to practice, never hesitating to reveal and defend the truth, whatever it might be. While Kyle has always been quick to defend his religion since he was a small child, he remained ignorant of many Jewish beliefs, customs and values until a faithful Meteor Shower encounter with Moses - since then, he has not only overcome doubts about Judaism but has fully embraced the faith. One of the most important aspects of Kyle's character is his Jewish upbringing, something that has influenced him in a number of ways - and something that Eric Cartman will never, ever, let him forget, or live down, for a second. Nonetheless, even when times seem their darkest, Kyle will never back down from what he believes in. though not necessarily always to success. All members of the Broflovski family are known for their strong moral centers and standing up for what they believe in. He has a loving if stern father named Gerald, a local lawyer, and a mother, Sheila, known for her interest in social justice and politics, and of course, there's nobody Kyle cares more about than his little brother, Ike Broflovski - despite the latter's adoption and the occasional game of 'kick the baby', they care about each other and Kyle will do anything to protect him, even go up against evil Visitors. : For you, Eric, I leave from my life savings, the sum of one mill.Kyle Broflovski has always been considered one of the most intelligent children in South Park, and whenever crazy things are happening in South Park, Kyle and his super best friend, Stan, are there to provide the voice of reason and help resolve problems, often with a comforting 'gay little speech', something that has become Kyle's trademark amongst his friends.: There you are, Jennifer Lopez! You've been most uncooperative, M.Įxecutor: (reading will) For you, Eric, I leave from my life savings, the sum of one million dollars, to be transferred to you immediately.Kyle: (voicing Jennifer Lopez) Have mercy! Kyle: (voicing Jennifer Lopez) No, please! I promise I'll never make another album or movie! Stan: There you are, Jennifer Lopez! You've been most uncooperative, Ms. : Why? How could you do this? There are people starving in Alabama.(to God) Why? How could you do this? There are people starving in Alabama and, and you give Cartman a million dollars? Kyle : I'm afraid that the hemorrhoid has spread to his lungs.I'm afraid that the hemorrhoid has spread to his lungs. : Daddy, Daddy can we ride the rockets?.Little Boy: Daddy, Daddy can we ride the rockets?Ĭartman: GOD DAMMIT, GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY WAY! : That's the most horrible story I've ever heard.Job has all his children killed, and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies. Why would God do such a horrible thing to a good person just to prove a point to Satan? Kyle: That's the most horrible story I've ever heard. (after hearing the story of Job in the Bible) Ĭartman: What? Kenny? He dies all the time! The family's entitled to the rest of this. (they grab money)Īgent: There's also the lawsuit of the little boy who died in your park. You haven't kept records of your income or payout, and there's a five hundred thousand dollar discrepancy. : Eric, God could sure use that money for a bigger church.Īgent: I'm Frank Garrett with the IRS.Priest Maxi: Eric, God could sure use that money for a bigger church.Ĭartman: Huh, I think God has plenty of money. And, since the stupid security guard needs video surveillance. God-dammit! Eight hundred and sixteen people can come into the park today! Cleanup crew for the bathroom, money to cover paint and upkeep, so that's about four admissions, that brings the grand total to. Need to cover the new ticket guy's salary, so that's three more admissions a day. And, since the stupid security guard needs video surveillance, I have to let in two more people a day to cover those expenses. : Dude can you loan me 20 bucks for a new jacket?.Don't tell me I didn't earn it you son of a bitch! Kyle: Your grandma left it to you, you didn't earn it!Ĭartman: Didn't earn it? What about all those years I spent making grandma like me? All the wet spit filled kisses I put up with. No freeloaders are gonna take my hard earned cash. Stan: Dude can you loan me 20 bucks for a new jacket?Ĭartman: Ha! If you need money you can get a job Stan. Stan: You can't keep us out forever, you f ing fatass! We'll be back as soon as Kyle's hemorrhoid is better!
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